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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023

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  • I’m of the firm belief that baseboards need at least 5 years being stored in the garage to properly acclimate to the particular environment of the microclimate that is my house and immediately surrounding area. My wife tries to get me to install them right away, after buying them, not understanding that if I did, it would warp the house so badly that it might collapse in on itself, taking space and time with it and eventually the entire known universe.

    You all owe your continued existence to my willpower and stubborness in the face of my wife’s annoyance at not having baseboards at the end of any home renovations.

    You’re welcome.