The Goonies: am I a joke to you?

NGL I’d move to Astoria in a heartbeat if I had a remote job and a place to land lined up, but the Epstein class has decided that can’t happen

It’s incredible how Intel can burn up an entire watershed’s worth of drinking water while simultaneously laying off tens of thousands of workers

help, showerthoughts is leaking, or is this more i’m14andthisisdeep

because getting a degree is more about dodging Pedos and school shootings while paying the check than any kind of learning

cmon man, at least credit the artist (Dan Murayama Scott)

https://scryfall.com/card/fdn/123/niv-mizzet-visionary

Thank you Microsoft, for making my heart dense and jacked

The Brits won’t be satisfied until every restaurant sells a black pudding and a pint