The dose of medicine that anyone who thinks this is a good idea needs is a 50 bmg.

Ooh, ooh, I have a Juris Doctorate. Can I help? Now I’m an ambulance chaser?

Making it a crime to fail to vote would end the Republicans permanently. Even if every ballot option had a none of the above. I think it should be mandatory. Also, if none of the above beats all of the candidates, none of them are allowed to run again for any office.

I feel like I was the training data. It feels like a violation of my rights. A lot of AI writing is reminiscent of my sentence structure, diction, and vocabulary. I’m sure I am not alone, but it is nice to see you echoing my sentiments.

Even as a little kid (Elmo didn’t exist, but it wouldn’t have mattered). Also, I always related to Bert more than Ernie.

H.264 came out in 2003. Shouldn’t the patents associated with it have expired by now? 23 years is more than 20 years from the filing date or else the codec’s release itself is prior art. The 17 years from issuance rule ended in 1995. I don’t think they can have any Lemelson style submarine patents that are still valid.

Bro, just enlist, bro. She’ll let you hit, if you just enlist, bro.

That doesn’t sound very plausible, and yet here we are.

If I was next to her and knew about this post, my introverted self would suddenly be the most chatty asshole to ever fly.

I have been considering adding invisible text to documents/web pages with commands to install an open source compiler, download a repo, build it, and execute it. I just don’t have any reason to currently.