The post doesn’t say that OP was ever woken up by his roommate’s alarm.

You just know there was an early version of Chat GPT that absolutely would not shut the fuck up about goblins.

My son likes having his nails painted and when he’s putting on a costume, he’ll sometimes go for a dress. Does this mean he’s trans? Of course not. He’s just a kid and he does whatever makes him happy.

They’re not upset about them building bombs that kill Palestinian children, they’re upset that they also hire black people.