Sorry man, Poland is taking the crown for that one.

China is bad, just not nearly as bad as the US anymore.

Last Christmas

I don’t think the other people at the laundromat would appreciate this

Where’s Futurama?

God damn. Man knows how to tell people what’s on his mind that’s for sure.

Get a new bucket list. Unless that bucket it the poo-paper bucket next to poo hole in the ground.

As to how either have money or bring your own TP.

You’ve always had to pay for TP in China. Free toilet paper in public restrooms is exceedingly rare. Same with hand soap. So honestly this is an improvement. The west got this one right I’m afraid.