Thank you for signing me up.

sold him your soul he’d a taught you to play blues guitar like nobody else.

The more I think about that the more it sounds like a good deal. No idea what will happen when I die though, do I just sit on a log in the woods as well?

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More random people in the wilderness than you think, I remember when I went for a bike ride and I got to an area very rarely used by people and in the distance some random dude was sat on a log, I almost had a heat attack when I saw him lol