I neither see no fat lady, not hear no singing, but some good news is nice to hear.

Maybe there will be more goods news in months to come as far clogged arteries, stroke, or something fatal among evil world leaders.

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Sure, clanker.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.

If all humans speak English, why do the Chinese speak Mandarin, the French speak French, and Norwegians talk like cavemen?

That’s essentially what you just asked and have single handedly destroyed the theory that this community represents.

I mean, in the US they likely are though. It’s hard out here for a G