You forgot:

Independent media news show with a hyper-niche ideology covering political developments you had no idea were happening.

And also:

Marathon-length dramatic history reading with a beat-for-beat breakdown of events as they occurred.

Translation:

It’s so hard being someone who walks and does a lot of cardio in a state that’s obsessed with cars and addicted to gasoline like Arizona.

An AI upscale that’s been fried back down to its original low resolution.

When I was in Hawaii I went to a “barbecue” place that served general tso’s chicken with a side of green beans, mac & cheese, and mashed potatoes. There was no pork or barbecue sauce.

You’re so steeped in theory and strategy that you’ve forgotten to defend the universal human right to self-determination. Ukrainians do not consent to being governed by Russia, and that is reason enough for me to side with them.