Sarah Valentine (she/her)

The wikipedia article has no source for that claim.

Wow, that song is unironically a banger.

Haha holy shit, take your blood pressure meds and sit down.

How dad are you?

No, it’s “dad, how are you?”

It’s cherry picking because it’s choosing which pieces of the bible to give credence to and which to ignore based on preference.

Absolutely not. You can give 100% credence to the bible without the idea that every single word of it is a personal commandment from God to you.

Paul was chosen as God’s chosen vessel

I don’t agree. How do you know that? By what means was this determined? Don’t try to tell me; ask yourself these questions.

Jesus did say to love thy neighbor, yet it is easy to find examples of God condoning slavery and demanding genocides.

No, it’s easy to find stories where people claimed God condoned those things. You seem to be taking a fundamentalist approach to scripture here, and it’s an approach I just don’t agree with. It’s based on traditions created and perpetuated by the sickest, most evil, lying, stealing, child-raping people throughout history. Why the fuck would you take their word for it?

Anyway nice talkin to ya, have a nice day.

Unfortunately, in order to read that I’d have to use a nazi social media platform. Thanks for informing me!

It’s Poe’s Law. Nothing is too stupid for MAGA.

And her qualifications are…

…Oh. None. Right.

It’s not cherry picking to recognize who was talking to who, and whether or not their words should be taken as divine instruction to each individual who reads them. It’s just using your head instead of letting religious authorities put onerous demands on the populace. Jesus said love your neighbor as you love yourself and do unto others as you’d have them do unto you. Anything that contradicts that is obviously not to be taken seriously (such as disowning your kids for being gay/trans).

Old Testament divine commandments

Those were conditions of the covenant God made with the nation of Israel. They have nothing to do with Christian doctrine, only history.

Sure, but in this case what they cherry-pick is the part of the recipe that involves adopting the dog, then they shoot the dog and declare themselves the best chefs ever.

Is that a trans squirrel in panel 2? I love it!

I just don’t see the letters written between first-century house-churches as personal commandments from God to me. What you’re reading is the story of the early believers, not divine instruction.

I mean in general. I feel like attractive people live in a reality so different from mine that we could never relate well enough to be more than acquaintances. Give me the adorable gremlin.

I want to marry la creatura.

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When it’s 4chan we’re talking about, Poe’s Law applies.

uwu7

Yeah, the point is get off 4chan and get an education so you stop having apoplectic seizures every time someone mentions emotions or other “woke lib shit”.

Yeah, the rise of the AfD party is no secret, and neither are their conservative, nationalist, anti-immigration (and other Nazi-like) views.