As if they weren’t already scooping up people’s information already. The point of VPN and other defenses is just to make investigation too expensive to do as a free action.

He isn’t angry, just very focused on the Rosie’s posterior. The vacuuming is plausible deniability.

SystemDOGE. It is just a matter of time before Big Balls exfiltrates our Linux data.

I suspect things look like this:

If I ever become wealthy, I will buy a bidet with warm water, and make my residence have the piping for it. Switching to a cold-water bidet saved me a ton of TP. Alas, it would take $19,000+ for my current house to have 60-year old piping replaced to accommodate instant hot water.

My house takes at least 5 minutes for the shower to get warm. I am wasting a ton of water, but the alternative is hypothermia.

The lady with the pen is actually the patient, who had delusions of being a doctor. She has been cured.