Every time I see Trump’s name in a headline. It’s not the headline I’m looking for.

They should check under the couch cushion.

Lucky it was a black bear.

This is my surprised face

Some places like to criminalize giving hot or cold food to the homeless.

As if groceries weren’t expensive enough. I’m sure RFK brainsworms Jr will tell us it’s perfectly safe soon.

Waymo be like

It was the moment that savage stingray killed Steve Irwin.

To symbolize their desire to assfuck all the workers they can cut from payrolls.

Wigs vs no wigs

Reminds of raves back in the day