You morons will simp for the biggest dictatorial muderers as long as they are anti-west. Go live in Russia if you’re so gung-ho about their freedoms, and try not to get volunteered

A gold standard on how you should do parody movies - just a constant firehose of puns, jokes, references, physical comedy, so even if a bit falls flat there’s another one ready down the pipe.

It’s never too late to walk away from things that suck. Crappy relationships, shitty jobs, bad books, you have the power of choice.

I’ve given up on Consider Phelbeas after the starving cannibals bit, which was completely unnecessary and gross as hell.