In the past the military would’ve had to pay an actress to pretend to be a bridge bunny.

we have microplastics instead now.

Oddly the UK is somehow ahead here https://www.gov.uk/guidance/using-open-document-formats-odf-in-your-organisation

When did military leaders become so spineless?

Wellesley must be spinning in his grave (he probably was already at the lack of hats in parliament, but that’s besides the point)

If it’s real that’s 1oz gold https://en.numista.com/69798

Worth over 4k USD.

DoD: you just bombed the wrong Georgia!

ChatGPT: You’re absolutely right, and you’re right to call that out. Upon examination it does appear that there might have been a mistake with the coordinates of the missile strike. Let’s try again — this time we will double check before we launch any missiles 🚀