That’s because you are very perceptive. It is a direct reference to a Dropout interpretation of the simple country lawyer trope. While I love complicated lawyer, I based my comment more on the Willy Wonka’s lawyer version:

https://youtube.com/shorts/dCQSX5UKvFo

And then there’s that one person determined to find a loophole:

Do you have a good source for those?

I’m worried it would change my whole personality. I know I’d do the “simple country lawyer” routine just to be funny at first. Then people would cringe as it became less and less of a joke. One day I’d look in the mirror and realize, “This is who I am. This is who I’ve always been. I am Clarence Thibodeaux. Got my law degree from a gumball machine.”

Local wildlife are healthier and live longer when cats are kept indoors, too.