So much for keeping her off the pole.
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It used to actually be creamy before Kraft bought Hershey in 2010 who bought Cadbury in 1988, it’s all granulated and nasty… And small.
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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’English
1·3 months agoActual quotes:
“Covid-19 is targeted to attack Caucasians and Black people. The people who are most immune are Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese. We don’t know whether it was deliberately targeted that or not.”
“A worm … got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.”
“I’m going to create these wellness farms where they can go and get off of illegal drugs, off of opiates, but also legal drugs.”
“We plan to establish numerous healing farms where American youth can reconnect with the land, learn the value of hard work to restore their self-worth, and acquire new skills.”
“Autistic children will never pay taxes, they’ll never hold a job, they’ll never play baseball, they’ll never write a poem, they’ll never go out on a date, many of them will never use a toilet unassisted.”
“Kids always had access to guns, and there was no time in American history or human history where kids were going to schools and shooting their classmates,” [until the rise of anti-depressants.]
“I only drink raw milk.”
“We should not be giving Black people the same vaccine schedule that’s given to whites, because their immune system is better than ours.”
“If you look at the kids in Africa who die from Measles or these other infectious disease, they’re all malnourished. In fact, the only people really dying from Measles in the '60s before they introduced the vaccines … they were all kids in the Mississippi Delta, Black kids, severely malnourished, and they were dying of measles.”
“Heavy recreational drug use in gay men and drug addicts was the real cause of immune deficiency among the first generation of AIDS sufferers.” (the pot said to the kettle.)
“I’m not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”
“The MMR vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris and DNA particles.”
“Let’s go put the bear in Central Park, and we’ll make it look like he got hit by a bike.” (after he had killed it)
“I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, with inflammation, you can tell from their faces, from their body movements.”
“We need to stop trusting the experts.”
“The Republicans are 90% corrupt, and the Democrats are 50% corrupt."
The onion certainly has its job cut out for it.



Exactly this. If the lunch isn’t gluten free AND good, i consider it a request for me to not attend.
Although, if they get pizza, I’ll scrape half a pizza’s worth of toppings on to a plate and let them see me dropping the crust in the trash. They always ask about dietary restrictions… and they consider shitty pizza shop salad a GF meal?? LOL. I always plan for my own food for events like this.