The orgasmorator, cause who doesn’t just want to cum every now and then… and I could give those to others as well. Win/win… until my arch nemesis shows up.

Hold up, police aren’t randomly pulling people over? That power hungry group of asshats are doing whatever the fuck they want. “Suspicious driving” is their go to fuck you card. Drunk driving is a problem, more unmitigated police power is not the solution.