ok so tell me why I’m waiting for networking to come up before I’m allowed to interact with my computer

Because your distro sets up stuff weirdly? At least I never noticed networkd to be a dependency of multi-user.target, could be wrong though.

Also, its monolithic as heck, its a giant squid into my networking, time management, access control…

That’s all optional though, many distros just use it because it’s easier than the alternatives.

Ontop of that… binary logs ew.

Yeah, that’s indeed stupid. No clue why they did that.

Why though, I sure love having a load of script files in a folder doing the boot things.

I can easily add another.

Why system not boot, help

/s

Or simply assume you didn’t suffer enough yet. Because everyone who strongly suffers will start praying, right?

“Some of the guests might be copyright lawyers” got me good.

For context if you didn’t watch it, she looks like Ayase Seiko from Dandadan who supposedly is also a grandmother but unacceptably hot. (It’s a funny unhinged anime, can recommend)

I literally had cancer in my 20’s while being piss poor. If that was the best I wonder what kind of sick shit is coming up next.

Totally fine. The only issue could come from legal implications since the domain registrations are managed by different organisations in different countries (leading to your registration data being an open book with .net domains but most likely unavailable with .nexus). However unless you’re silly enough to host a very gay social media instance using the TLD from god damn Afghanistan you’re probably fine (yes, that happened).