True but some movies and games angle it really well. The last of us is my favorite: https://news.sky.com/story/the-last-of-us-the-science-behind-the-real-zombie-fungus-and-is-it-an-actual-threat-12790306

No shit stains luckily. He did get promoted over me though as “he brought more knowledge to the team”. It wasn’t long after that I looked for a new job

I used to work with someone who went for a shit 10 minutes into starting work. Took a full hour in the toliet. Then later would have his lunch for 30 minutes then go for another hour long shit