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  • MashedTech@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Child abuseEnglish
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    9 hours ago

    You know what, the name should have everything:

    His Most Sovereign Imperial Celestial Omnipotent Sir™ The 1st Foremost Supreme Eternal O’Mc’De La Von Der Du Al-El-Saint-Arch-Khayzeigh-Braxxxtyn-Wrayffholleigh-Zyvdaxtholleigh “The Wyn” “Little Braxx” “Daddy’s Champion” “Mummy’s Miracle” “The Prophecised One” “He Who Was Foretold In The Zaydenshire Scrolls” “Destroyer Of Passport Printers” “Boo Bear” “KHAYZY” “That Kid From The Viral Video” “Why” aka @KhayzeighOfficialReal @KhayzeighOfficial2 @TheRealKhayzeigh @KhayzeighUnverified @KhayzeighFanAccount @KhayzeighHaterAccount @KhayzeighIsOverParty #NotTheOtherKhayzeigh #Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn® #JusticeForBraxx #KhayzeighIsInnocent #FreeBraxx #KhayzeighDidNothingWrong #Braxx4President #NeverForgetBraxxxtyn fka BRAXX 2.0 fka Braxxton fka “That Baby” fka “The Incident” fka “Unnamed Child Hospital Form 7B” fka “Please God No” fka “The thing that happened in Zaydenshire” fka “Exhibit A” fka [REDACTED BY KHAYZCORP LEGAL] Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. MD. DDS. MBA. JD. LLM. CPA. CFA. CISSP. CCNA. PMP. PRINCE2. OBE. MBE. CBE. KBE. DBE. GBE. VC. MM. DSO. GM. Lord High Duke Arch-Duke Grand-Duke Supreme-Duke Duke-Emeritus Duke-Plenipotentiary Lord-Protector Regent-In-Waiting Née Scorpio 🌟♏🔥💯👑🧬🌍⚡🎯🏆🦁🔱⚜️🪬🧿🎰💎🌈🚀☢️⚛️🛸 zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxxxtyn-MCBRAXXXTYN-Wrayffzyvdael-Thornleighcynn-Hollbraxxtyndaelleigh-Everleighzaymcbrynn-Khaydenthorleighcynn III¹⁰⁰·⁵ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵉ∞ Baron AND Earl AND Viscount AND Marquess AND Count AND Archduke AND Elector AND Palatine AND Landgrave AND Burgrave Of Greater Upper Lower Eastern Western Northern Southern Central Outer Zaydenshire & Sons & Daughters & Associates & Estranged Cousins & That One Uncle & The Dog & Unborn Future Generations LLC. GmbH. SRL. PLC. PTY. KK. AG. NV. SA. SP. ZO.O. AS. AB. OY. Est.1247 Re-Est.1842 Re-Re-Est.2019 Briefly Discontinued 2020 Relaunched 2021 With New Formula Discontinued Again 2022 Re-Relaunched 2023 Now With 50% More Braxx Born 51.5074°N 0.1278°W Alt:42m Sea Level:Confirmed Humidity:64% Pressure:1013hPa MoonPhase:Waxing Gibbous SolarFlare:Active StarSign:Scorpio ChineseZodiac:Dragon MayanCalendar:13-Ahau NumerologyScore:11 IP:192.168.1.1 IPv6:2001:BRAXX IPv4Legacy:CONFIRMED MAC:XX:XX:XX:XX DeviceID:BRAXX-DEVICE-00420 BloodType:A+ RhFactor:+ DNA:ATCGBRAXX Chromosome:XY-BRAXX MicrobiomeID:BRAXXGUT420 NFT#00420 TokenID:0xBRAXX420 CryptoWallet:BRAXXCHAIN DeFiID:BRAXX.eth MetaverseAvatar:KhayzeighPrime ENS:braxx.eth QR:Kwyarrkodde Barcode:BRAXX420 NFC:ENABLED RFID:BRAXX-TAG-00 ISBN:BRAXX-00 ISSN:BRAXX-01 DOI:10.BRAXX/HOLLEIGH IBAN:BR4XX00 Swift:BRAXXWYN SORT:69-42-00 RoutingNo:BRAXX420 TaxID:BRAXX-TAX-∞ VATNo:BR4XX999 CreditScore:BRAXX/BRAXX Carbon Neutral Certified✓ Carbon Negative Certified✓ Carbon Never Existed Here✓ Carbon Apologised✓ ISO9001✓ ISO14001✓ ISO27001✓ ISO45001✓ ISO50001✓ Kosher✓ Halal✓ Gluten Free✓ Vegan✓ Raw Vegan✓ Breatharian✓ Fair Trade✓ Conflict Free✓ Organic✓ Non-GMO✓ Dolphin Safe✓ Rainforest Alliance✓ B-Corp✓ 1% For The Planet✓ Leaping Bunny✓ EU Ecolabel✓ Energy Star✓ LEED Platinum✓ Powered By Zaydenleigh™ A Division Of Khayzcorp® A Subsidiary Of BRAXXXTYN Holdings International A Portfolio Company Of Zyvdael Capital Partners In Partnership With Mc’Hollleigh Industries Co-Developed With Wrayffzyn Labs Incubated At Zaydenshire Innovation Hub Accelerated By Y-Braxxinator Backed By Sequoia Braxx & Andreessen Holleigh Sponsored By Monster Energy© Red Bull® Celsius™ Endorsed By Zaydenshire Tourism Board Official Name Of The 2024 2028 2032 Zaydenshire Games Named After Nobody In Particular Inspired By A Dream Had At 3am In A Tesco Car Park In Holleighton (silent B)(silent W)(silent Kh)(silent Gh)(silent Cynn)(silent Everything After The 3rd Syllable)(silent First Syllable Too)(all vowels optional)(all consonants negotiable)(punctuation is vibes)(the X is pronounced Wy)(the Wy is pronounced Braxx)(the 1 is silent)(the silence is also silent)(the brackets are silent)(this declaration is also silent)(the silence of the silence is deafening)(if you can read this you are already in violation of NDA#BRAXX-2024)(by reading this you have agreed to name your firstborn Braxxxtyn)(you cannot unread this)(this is legally binding in Zaydenshire) T&Cs Apply Full T&Cs Available At www.khayzeigh.braxx.wyn/legal/terms/v100/final/FINAL/actuallyfinal/useThis1/terms.pdf Not A Robot I Have Read And Understood The Privacy Policy By Existing You Accept All Cookies This Name Is GDPR Compliant CCPA Compliant PIPEDA Compliant Compliant With Laws That Don’t Exist Yet Optimized For SEO Google PageRank:10 DA:100 PA:100 TF:100 CF:100 Keywords: Baby Names 2024 Unique Baby Names Rare Names Top Baby Names Zaydenshire What To Name Your Baby If You Hate Them This Name Is Patent Pending In 47 Countries 193 UN Member States 12 Offshore Jurisdictions 3 Unrecognised Territories The Moon And All Celestial Bodies Within 50 Light Years Do Not Reproduce Without Written Consent Of Khayzcorp® All Rights Reserved Worldwide Including Parallel Universes Alternate Timelines The Metaverse And Any Universe Where Braxx Is A Common Name ℅ Zaydenshire House Tower 1 Floor 100 Suite BRAXX 1 Braxxxtyn Road Holleighton Greater Zaydenshire ZY4 9XX United Kingdom of Zaydenshire Earth Sol System Milky Way Local Group Observable Universe Est.1247 Postcode:ZY4 9XX What3Words:braxx.wyn.holleigh PlusCode:BRAXX+WYN GoogleMapsPin: 🔴 E&OE Subject To Availability While Stocks Last Batteries Not Included Some Assembly Required Objects In Name May Be Larger Than They Appear Do Not Taunt Name Name Not Suitable For Children Under 3 Or Over 3 Contains Nuts

  • MashedTech@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Child abuseEnglish
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    10 hours ago

    I’m going to name my kid “Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn” or

    “Sir™ O’Mc’De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx “The Wyn” II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)”