a movie about intensely organized alien race that mainly communicates via sick dance moves.

We already did that, it’s called “Barbie” and it is art.

Why else did you think the Kens had that highly choreographed dance battle?

Pssh. Celebrities on social media, who needs them anyway.

Arranging dishes in the dishwasher neatly is only for when there are a lot of dishes that wouldn’t fit otherwise. If there are only a couple of dishes, then it’s whatever, as long as they get clean, it doesn’t matter.

I would encourage you to be more considerate: your daughter is an adult, with her own thoughts and feelings, and her own family. If I were her, I would certainly not appreciate if one of my parent tried to shame me in front of strangers on the Internet over how I load my dishes and threatening to disown me for it, even “as a joke”.