Wouldn’t be surprised if they all went to the Football World Cup final this year.

On the back? Not being from america, I believe they are designed to be wedge shaped at the back to shove any impact down and protect those in the back seat.

Imagine turning a corner in the middle of your town and you just see a Great White Shark perched on a bin, quietly waiting.

Oh fuck, that’s an enjoyable response. Unless theres something they can check about that. I dont know enough about employment.

Is offloading what those fat tyres are for? I’ve never managed to ask anyone.

The one I’ve heard is: What’s about a foot long and slippery?

His family tree has ‘Christ’ up one side of it. He is absolutely stupid enough to think that that is a direct relation.

A line of ground pepper.

I thought the reason you could be happy when he dies is because he is a paedophile?

I honestly don’t require any more cause than that.