I’m curious to know how many crashes they’ve caused

I feel like you’d be potentially skipping some of the best years of your life, but that’s pretty awesome!

What’s he do now?

Yeah but you can survive being half crumpled and your half crumpled car will probably still get you to your 9 to 5… Pretty good outcome!

In this economy? Idk man

Walking away is a lot harder than being hosed away

Who nos!?

Yeah but I could eat a pound of them and not get fat

Omg that reminds me the fries used be so much better.

Based

How many dog and cat owners are out there anyway? Dozens perhaps.

I love how having both a dog and a cat is somehow dismissive