Found the (fellow) Midwesterner.

This, unfortunately, is the Truth of the situation.

Yeah, I mean, you don’t have to eat the entire pan. But why wouldn’t you? It’s right there and it’s brownies.

The only negative I’ve found is that, sometimes, like when in large buildings with metal roofs, my phone will have no signal at all while my wife’s T-Mobile phone does have a couple bars. This is across multiple phones for both her and I. Other than that, I am a fan. Paying for a year at a time is nice.