No tracking URL in the message, it’s fake. Just some dude DMing people with a fake ad he wrote, probably as a joke that’s really only funny to them.

Look at your calendars, y’all.

It’s not real, you can calm down.

This sounds very close to what I’d want. Do you have any recommendations, even for devices that don’t have the option for scenes or presets?

The right is a cat.

But the middle one is Lesbian.

That’s because these ghouls don’t actually care how old you are, they just wanna know what you’re doing at all times.

I know Temu uses that slogan. Are they owned by the same people? Would make sense, if so.

Source.

This isn’t a “tech article”, it’s an article about tech. This is a normie article from a normie news outlet for normie readers.

Also from the article:

A previous version of this article said it was “not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number.” A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB

Technically, nothing we ever see is in real-time.