Try Escape from Duckov! Silly characters but the gameplay really is solid.

I’ll second Duckov! I had quite a bit of fun with it and progression is pretty solid.

I’m curious as to why. Granted I don’t even think I own a game by Stardock that I’m aware of, but always down for buying more ethically if they’ve done something heinous

Oh that part is easy! Just hold the water in your mouth until it’s warm then dribble it onto your hands!

I’m now angry for no reason. Thank you for the PTSD, lmao