This is the console wars equivalent of that Japanese soldier who was the last guy to surrender from WWII in the 1970s

It was so noticeable on The Colbert Report when he was the one getting all the attention and hamming it up as he went over to his already seated guest because his character was an egomaniac. I had never thought about how strong the convention to have guests seated to the host’s right was before

Stop being so aggressively reasonable!

Can’t wait until this shit is illegal or so regulated it’s not the default get-rich-quick scheme for every young male loser out there