ok good laugh.

Fr though. No offense, i speak both french and english almost perfectly, a good chunk of the words comes directly from old french. And they usually have a proper anglosaxon equivalent with the roots in common from dutch or breton (my family’s from britany)

Saying english vocabulary comes from french is exagerated but there’s some truth to it

or this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influence_of_French_on_English

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Conquest

u know, this?

normands. u know that time some french vikings kicked your ass and ruled over you guys before the german kingdom?

France, the land of the frankish tribe (germans) is a tiny region above Paris.

Everything else is a patchwork of countries under parisian occupation - britanny is celtic, the south west is bask contry, occitania is way closer to spain and italy, not including the bask country. Lorraine is close to germany as well, the lille region belongs to flanders and so on.

yeah nah you guys were conquered by the normads remember? Half of your words comes from there.

yeah that’s dystopic.