Hey fuck you for asking for healthcare, anyways we rescued the pilot but whoops we landed the planes where they couldn’t take off so we blew them all up.
The nerve of you to be so wasteful and ask for government handouts though…
Also give us more money or we will hurt you, no this is not a joke.
To be clear I don’t trust anything Trump or the US government says about this but if they are lying the lie is still an attrociously irresponsible use of military force for vague undefined, politically unrealistic goals.