Let me start by saying a few things about myself (bear with me): I’m a priest in the Episcopal Church and have been for 15 years. I felt called to ordained ministry starting at a young age and so have been reading and studying the Bible since I was in elementary school (though I began my life as a Southern Baptist). I have been a literal life-long student of the Bible and theology. My undergraduate degree is in Biblical Studies. That educational process resulted in me leaving the Baptist church and leading me to the Episcopal Church and toward the priesthood, where I also began to move toward the left in my politics. I enrolled in seminary, which is a graduate studies program. I have a Master’s in Divinity (like most ordained clergy), and my studies centered on Patristics, postmodern theology, and Queer theology (my thesis was on reconciling traditional Christian understandings of marriage with the idea of same-sex marriage in order to demonstrate that same-sex marriage is not incompatible with Christian teachings on marriage). All of that work was heavily centered on the Bible and close readings of the Bible, in addition to a whole library of other sources stretching back centuries. So I not only know the Bible, I also know the work of many theologians and scholars related to both the Bible and the traditions of the Church. I am, all things considered, an expert in my field–as is befitting of a professional.
Which is all a preface to saying this: this video is the most Antichrist adjacent thing I’ve probably ever seen.
Just in case you haven’t seen this
it’s even more accurate now than the last time i looked at it
I didn’t know draft dodgers were brave and courageous and heaven-sent. You learn something new everyday.
I love how there’s a clip for basically everything that’s said, except for him going to church. They couldn’t even be bothered to put stock footage of a church, but I don’t think there’s video evidence of Trump ever stepping inside of one.
Did you read that one comment above? It’s cause he probably is the antichrist, dude would burst into flames
that is a very specific god
I think they’re confusing Epstein with a holy figure.
Choosing to show himself manhandling Melania to pull her into line/himself as she tried to get some distance from him, twice. Just in case any of you women get any funny ideas.
crazy fucking video indeed
Made it about 18 seconds. Jesus fucking Christ this shit is creepy.
They had an AI man voice read this because no living human on Earth or in orbit would be able to do it without puking on themselves due. Trump’s cringemaxxing.
Ewwww
Only reasonable reaction
Are americans still making fun of north korea?
Making fun of both my country and North Korea. Next thing to come out, “there’s no way Trump made boom-boom in the Oval office. He doesn’t need to poop, in fact he has no butthole. It was the Democrats who put shit in his pants.”
Jfc, this is all too real
The ones paying attention aren’t.
God made someone who definitely wasn’t best friends with Epstein.
Whole thing sounds like a trump “truth” post.
Wait did it actually say that? If so I missed it but holy shit that’s hilarious.
Unfortunately not, and I had to listen to the whole thing waiting for that, just to be bitterly disappointed
Where did he take those kids
They were in the plane
Someone’s experiencing narcissistic injury this morning! I wonder what diaper-filled mania he was in this morning to make this distraction feel appropriate.
Every one of these stunts is another admission they have zero fucking clue how to make your life better or govern
He’s upset that 9/11 isn’t about him
I think they know how to make people’s lives better perfectly well. That is simply not their goal.
“Shape an ax”?
Guy hasn’t swung a hammer in his life.
The only tool that slug has held was his own when he was raping children.
