Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoI found a really old pack of gum in my pants pocket....message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareI found a really old pack of gum in my pants pocket....Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square4linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoWhat did you do with the spear? (“Spearmint” flavor, for those who might be confused.)
minus-squaresylver_dragon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoExactly what is requested, spear a mint. Not sure why one would stab a plant with a long pointy stick, but I didn’t come up with the name.
minus-squarebedwyr@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoYou gummed up the joke with the explanation.
What did you do with the spear?
(“Spearmint” flavor, for those who might be confused.)
Exactly what is requested, spear a mint.
Not sure why one would stab a plant with a long pointy stick, but I didn’t come up with the name.
You gummed up the joke with the explanation.