• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    22 days ago

    “I’m sorry. You’re right to push back – since you’re a guy – and I can now clearly make out the knee in your MRI. My extensive internal medical knowledge indicates that you have tuberculosis.”

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      22 days ago

      You’re right. This is an MRI of a left knee and you are a guy. That makes ovarian cancer highly unlikely. I apologize for my misdiagnosis. You know our love is eternal and nothing will ever come between us. Not even stage 17 anal cancer of your third testicle.