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minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·26 days agoA mile is 0.000000000000**1701** light years. How d’you like them Kaferian apples?
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·26 days agoGod uses imperial measures. Because of course he does.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoWhat does God need with a starship that uses metric?
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoUhh, Jim. I don’t think…
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·26 days agoHe has no problem doing conversions, like anyone after about 1976 (this is when calculators became ubiquitous, and long before even Britain fully adopted metric, as they still haven’t today - just go watch any British TV show).
A mile is 0.000000000000**1701** light years. How d’you like them Kaferian apples?
God uses imperial measures. Because of course he does.
What does God need with a starship that uses metric?
Uhh, Jim. I don’t think…
He has no problem doing conversions, like anyone after about 1976 (this is when calculators became ubiquitous, and long before even Britain fully adopted metric, as they still haven’t today - just go watch any British TV show).