Kirill Leonov - Skullguy.jpg
Wizards do get blizzards and we all know that milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. The questions are thus: what is the lich <-> boy ratio and how many witches come in tow?
I had some doubts about this community being for genuine wizards until I read this comment.
I think the universal Milkshake Theorem can be bypassed by the lich to lichen, buff to buffet handwave. The trick is to have the witches in stitches, if they can appreciate their own bitches.
Are we talking a Warren or a Jimmy handwave conversion ratio?
They just mad that wizards get to ponder big beautiful orbs on the regular.
Having to resort to necromancy to find a partner isn’t really the flex you think it is, lichy boy
Go to a metal concert, it definitely is the flex you think it isnt. Plus immortality? Thats just more time to study magic!
