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Transcript
4-panel comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A waiter carries a martini on a tray toward a green car seated at a bar table and clears his throat, “Ahem…”
Panel 2: He offers the drink, “This is from the gentleman at the bar.”
Panel 3: A hypnotised-looking deer sits at the bar nursing a glass of wine.
Panel 4: The car’s headlight-eyes droop wearily as it groans, “Not again.”


Here’s something absolutely everyone should know:
If you ever have an animal running on the road (that you can see in time), slow down and dim or turn off your lights. They’ll run into the forest almost immediately. When the lights are on they are just trying to get away from them by running in with the lights at their back, they don’t know that the lights are moving and that they won’t follow them.