• BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    Nah, I just deal with getting a blast of cold fucking water numbing me right up! But yeah, it’d be nice to have one with at least a warm water feature. I could get one but it would just look so weird the way I’d have to tap into my hot water line from the bathroom sink I never found it worth it. Yeah, I could totally run a 4 foot flexible pipe along the wall even turning a corner and then finding a way to conceal it but if I did that, I’d have to add it to the list of other extra ass shit I’d be doing on a rental that I won’t be in for long m

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      9 days ago

      They have electric heaters in the toilet seat for your butt water. Don’t ask me how they make it safe, I’m a buttologist by birth, not by trade

      I mean I’ve never made a bidet. Okay I’ve made a bidet but it was out of parts of older, broken bidets that doesn’t count

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        9 days ago

        Yeah I looked into these but the electrical outlet is also on the other side of the room next to the sink. I have 1 (so 2 outlets). I just wanted the most non-intrusive way to have a clean butt and the cold one was the option. That being said, I’ll never go back! I just feel dirty when I don’t use it.

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          9 days ago

          I don’t even have a butthole anymore and sometimes I want to use one (hot of course, I ain’t a masochist. Okay I ain’t that kind of masochist I do ride a bike) just for old times sake