I was at a friend’s house and he has a bidet. Seat warmer automatic lid actuator, and everything. It was nasty, though, so I started wondering if the bidet actually makes sure to not blast the remains of whomever’s last night’s taco bell diarrhea straight into my small intestines or if we’re poop buddies now by means of involuntary stool transplant.
my biddet is just the bare minimum, no heating or anything. it’s powered by the water pressure, and the dial has to pass a self cleaning segment both to turn on and to turn off.
I mean, stool transplants are good for you (they treat the shit before they give you a pill of shit anyways it’s not like bidet shit spatters) I’d kindly tell your buddy his bidet is gross. He’d probably want to keep it clean. Like, if there’s something keeping him from cleaning it, he might be sick or something. Need a hand.
I was at a friend’s house and he has a bidet. Seat warmer automatic lid actuator, and everything. It was nasty, though, so I started wondering if the bidet actually makes sure to not blast the remains of whomever’s last night’s taco bell diarrhea straight into my small intestines or if we’re poop buddies now by means of involuntary stool transplant.
A bidet that fancy almost certainly has a nozzle purge sequence prior to commencing the blasting.
my biddet is just the bare minimum, no heating or anything. it’s powered by the water pressure, and the dial has to pass a self cleaning segment both to turn on and to turn off.
I mean, stool transplants are good for you (they treat the shit before they give you a pill of shit anyways it’s not like bidet shit spatters) I’d kindly tell your buddy his bidet is gross. He’d probably want to keep it clean. Like, if there’s something keeping him from cleaning it, he might be sick or something. Need a hand.