I broke the speed limit on my bicycle. I mean yeah, the speed limit was 15, and the motor on my bike tops out at 20, and I had to go looking for a speed limit lower than 25, and I wasn’t pedaling, and the speedometer on my bike said 17.4mph. damn breaking the speed limit on your bike feels really good. I really accomplished something today.

Add one crime to the list. I’ll take the ticket if you want to serve it online police i am proud

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldOP
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    9 days ago

    Yeah fuck going faster than walking/light jog in the pedestrian area. Even when it looks clear. People jump out of godsdamned nowhere and next person who intentionality gets in an accident with me, I’m taking their arms. Like their literal arms I need two more to become the weirdo I’ve always dreamed of becoming.

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      8 days ago

      It could be worse. Ebikers in pedestrian zones, especially those food delivery guys with the illegally manipulated bikes that go way faster than 25km/h.