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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

FIFA confirm USA goals to count double for remainder of World Cup tournament

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FIFA confirm USA goals to count double for remainder of World Cup tournament

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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FIFA has advised that all goals scored by the USA will count double for the remainder of the tournament.
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    Lol still not enough

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      Just in: fifa doubles the double points for the US. O ehm, and -1 if you play against the US. Also red cards for everybody who’s not the US. Also free Fifa World Peace Price if you are president of the US. Go USA!

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      rofl. lmao even.

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      🥲

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