I told both these stories on LemmyNSFW, but I’ll retell them here
In college I worked pizza delivery. I was delivering one Friday night and a woman in a big house opened the door in a nightie and pulled the “Oh no, I just realized I don’t have any money. Is there anyway else I could pay for this?” trick. I had a girlfriend at the time and I had multiple deliveries to make, so I was just like “Oh, don’t worry about it, I’ll cover it.”
One of my exes was helping her mom out at a local church, so we were in the back organizing stuff. After a bit, everyone but the two of us left to go do other things, so it was just the two of us alone in the church. We looked at each other and were like “Want to sin a little?”
I told both these stories on LemmyNSFW, but I’ll retell them here
In college I worked pizza delivery. I was delivering one Friday night and a woman in a big house opened the door in a nightie and pulled the “Oh no, I just realized I don’t have any money. Is there anyway else I could pay for this?” trick. I had a girlfriend at the time and I had multiple deliveries to make, so I was just like “Oh, don’t worry about it, I’ll cover it.”
One of my exes was helping her mom out at a local church, so we were in the back organizing stuff. After a bit, everyone but the two of us left to go do other things, so it was just the two of us alone in the church. We looked at each other and were like “Want to sin a little?”