So this non-serving ass clown wants OTHER people to sign up for a draft to protect his “unparalleled freedoms and opportunities” while he sits back and enjoys them. Says our freedoms are the envy of the world. My brother, have you ever even left the country? Because nothing says “unparalleled freedom” like going bankrupt from a hospital visit, watching your kids do active shooter drills, and needing a draft to staff a military that already has the biggest budget on the planet. But sure, the whole world is just green with envy. Absolutely seething. They’re over there with their universal healthcare and paid parental leave just WISHING they could be us.



As an australia, with welfare and medicare systems that actually, you know, work, I’m not even CLOSE to being envious of the americans. Yeah, I’m really jealous of the fact that I functionally don’t need to worry about getting shot to death by police/nutbags (same thing, amirite?). Yeah, so much jealous. Fucking morons.