The tech-giant-managed, fossil-fuel-powered motor that drives the world is broken. It can’t be repaired, it must be replaced.

With what? A raccoon-driven system or something, I don’t know, I just don’t trust humans to handle this. Humans haven’t figured out how to limit power for the most stupid, greedy, and cruel among ourselves. Those raccoons are crafty little bastards though… Could do worse than giving them a poke at the controls 🦝