So he gets blackout drunk and drives to Waffle House.
Occam’s Razor for sure.
Knowing FEMAs relationship with the business, this should be a shock to noone.
That’s just fancy talk for an addiction to dissassociative drugs like ketamine in my opinion.
I’ve tripped on dissociatives a bunch and never teleported anywhere
Clearly you’re not trying hard enough
I did have an out of body experience, though, which was interesting
Did your astral form go to Waffle House?
No, I was just watching myself from the ceiling.
(of the Waffle House)
When you’re off your head on some narcotic it probably does feel like you’ve been teleported
Narcotic? Nah, this is good old fashioned blackout drunk. My roommate at college was a heavy drinker and frequently found himself 4+ hours across the state on a Monday, with no recollection of how he got there.
