I know it’s weird but that little bit of promo swag had been on my keychain across 4 cars and now my keys are weirdly light. It makes me kind of sad.
Edit: I knew y’all would understand. I’m going to try the epoxy idea on my next day off. Your responses have turned a crummy day into a great one.
That or posting your house keys on Facebook or something, where most of the people seeing it live near you. We on Lemmy generally don’t even know who the other person is, so it’d be a ton of effort to use this information.