WASHINGTON D.C. - As details leak of the Iran-US peace plan, including a rumoured $300 billion reparations payment from the US to the Iranian regime, President Donald Trump was quick to reassure supporters that this by no means indicates that the US lost the war.
New level achieved! The source, while not literally the onion, is still confusing people. That being said, I expect a lot of smelly breath in these comments.
I blame the onion for being too close to reality recently. They should adjust for to the absurdity inflation.