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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

This must sound brilliant if you're on cocaine

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This must sound brilliant if you're on cocaine

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    This either is a mediocre joke, and not true…or it is true but their idea of “high net worth” is owning a small town hardware store lol

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