“Why do you have a face. You can’t be coming at me with a face”
“ old man grunt my body is full of bones… you can’t have any. I counted them and it’s like 200.*
“Why are you a dog”
“Why are you a little dog when you could’ve been a big dog”
And finally if no one upvotes this post I’m going to tell her shes a sausage. She became a sausage after my dad died because nobody walked her. She knows she a sausage she just doesn’t like being reminded.
But I’ll tell her she’s a sausage if I don’t get enough upvotes!
Bonus thing I say to my dog and it’s really out there:
Now, the behavior of Andrew Beckett’s employers may seem reasonable to you… but when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.
Yeah. I’m kinda weird with my dog lol
When we first got our dog, it was such a novelty having a dog around the house, and my wife would constantly say to him, “Reggie, you are a small dog, and you live in our house.” She would say it like 50 times a day. I still say it sometimes 4 years later because I think it’s hilarious. He still thinks it is high praise.
To be fair it is kinda high praise. Imagine your wife saying
You a real man and you live in our home.
If she said that randomly it would feel pretty good I’d think.