The clerk says, “certainly sir, will this be cash or card?”
The duck says, “put it on my bill”
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A duck goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms
The clerk replies “Certainly, shall I put it in your bill?”
“Do I look like some sort of pervert?!”
And then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
”So sorry, sir… We only have grapes."
