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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

I woke my wife up the other night by shouting in Elvish.

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I woke my wife up the other night by shouting in Elvish.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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Bet she called you fool of a Took instead for waking her up.

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