cm0002@libretechni.ca to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days agoYall are missing outmander.xyzimagemessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1260arrow-down16
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minus-squareabc@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoYes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoIs to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation. Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoThis is also why you need a bidet. For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou would oscillate the nozzle
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
This is also why you need a bidet.
For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
You would oscillate the nozzle