Totally a hot take! You’re assuming you’re going to avoid the very source of shit while burying your face in it then saying shits presence is off the table?

Is it so crazy to say obsessions out-weigh common sense if you’re face first with an asshole while pretending you don’t want a bunch of shit???

You’re pretending of common sense over shitting assholes is weird…

Like having a sexual obsession is one thing, but obsessing over a shit portal where porn stars specifically say you should expect shit to show up…

Yea everyone else has the hot take… frankly I’d take the non-hot take if it means less feces.